Halloween Humor

 Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?                  

He had no body to dance with.

Why did the skeleton go disco dancing?      

To see a boogy man.

What instrument do skeletons play?

Trom-BONE

Why did the skeleton cross the road? 

To go to the body shop.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

He had no guts!!!  Ha-Ha!

What’s a skeleton’s favorite song? 

Bad to the Bone.

 

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